I love this song

oh no



read step #20


haha

hahahaha

If God lets us go to war with Iran, I am like so going to throw an über temper tantrum
Seriously. I'm scared.

I read Fight Club last week, and I just watched the movie. I liked both. Probably the most profound Palahniuk I've read, which is good because honestly: after reading six of them, I'm sort of over his style of writing.

What I'm reading:

Pynchon is a weirdo

Giant Crystal Cave in Mexico:






I hope that shit doesn't stain
IQ vs. Religiosity

I wonder if this would be like hearing a bad word and not really knowing what it means...

Sold out until 2013

Links are red now

San Antonio wasn't nearly as interesting as I had planned for it to be. After driving from Rockport that afternoon, we ate dinner at La Margarita, went back to the hotel, I slept in until 12, then we had lunch at Mi Tierra, then back in the car to Houston. I drove through a never ending rain storm, and there was a shit load of traffic on I-10. But still not a bad little trip. Fishing with my dad, and his corporate counterpart in the east, was okay, a bit of rain, and few fish. I've realized something: I like catching fish, this fishing can be a totally different experience.
I think I'm gonna make some eggs now.

This was in a rap video:





HAHAHAHAHA
Those little squirrels remind me of something else...
I wonder if they'll crucify him
Whoa there, lady

Don’t move that rock, you’ll kill the fairies!
BOO FUCKING HOO seriously, these people need to pull the giant stick out of their collective ass
Salesmen must love modern psychology

Israel's ambassador to El Salvador (gee, he must've been thrilled with that appointment) is actually the guy who played Zed and Maynard's gimp in Pulp Fiction

When I think about "living on an island" I don't thik of this:

Gangsta colorin' book, foo!
Some photos taken with the cameras that weren't pawned

hahaha

I love old pictures.
It's that time of year in Houston when all the pine trees shit out obscene amounts of pollen, covering EVERYTHING with a layer of yellow dust. I'm glad we don't have pine trees in Austin.

IT'S COCAINE, YOU FUCKING RETARDS

Movies I've seen recently:

The Departed
HELL YEAH

Children of Men
bootleg, but still for rent at a legit business

For Your Consideration
meh

Babel
the Japanese are allowed to hunt?

Running With Scissors
Alec Baldwin was a good choice for that part, but shit, he's capable of so much MORE. hehe, masturbatorium

Vacationland
meh

Borat
hahaha, the Jews have shifted their shapes!


I can't escape the feeling that there are other DVDs I'm leaving out. oh well.
I just watched Children of Men, and wow. Really great, Michael Cain's character is the best.

Some others I've seen in the last couple of months that I don't think I commented on:
Written on the Wind
Fantastic. Robert Stack is brilliant as the jealous alcoholic millionaire. For years Stack was just that Unsolved Mysteries guy with the voice. That show freaked me out as a kid.

A Mighty Wind
Not bad. Funny. After seeing For Your Consideration, Best in Show is still my favorite Guest film.

Naked Lunch
Pretty good, probably not worth buying though. Not the first I've bought before watching.

Brazil
Really good, that guy from the Infiniti commercials flies around in his dreams!

Chinatown
Awesome. That dirty pederast Roman Polanski slices Jack Nicholson's nose.

Knife in the Water
Great ending, but I don't see what all the fuss is about.

The Proposition
Niiiiiice. Guy Pearce as some Irish bandit in 19th-century rural Australia. Nothin' like a good dramatic shot of a guy getting his head blown off while raping a woman. Poetic justice indeed.

I Vitelloni
good, Fellini has yet to disappoint

Date Movie
I'll never get those 85 minutes back. ever. dammit

I finished The Plague. I've found that reading at work helps pass the time; the majority of the time spent there is just sitting there letting the phone ring. Thank God people look at their caller ID.

Just so you don't freak out: the little girl is actually saying sparkling wiggles